"I do believe I taught you how to beg, right?"

I am sorry for my absence as of late.

I have been rather busy, and will continue to be until May tenth, at the least.
If you wish to continue following me, by all means, make yourself comfortable.

Just know that at present, I may not be able to properly accommodate you.


What does your URL mean?

thephantomhivebutler’s name means:
1) To gain a harem. 2) Probably homo.

Well, I suppose this is accurate enough.

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Via Queen of abs


…Young Master, I believe I’m having heart failure.
And I don’t need to worry about erectile dysfunction. 


Via From the Cradle to the Grave~

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I made this. It’s a cover of “Strange & Beautiful” by Aqualung.
Sometimes I randomly put my musical covers on the internet.

I’m sorry if my voice is shit. I let out stress through singing.
Regardless, I hope you enjoy. If you have requests, I’ll listen. 


thephantomhivebutler started following you

thegreenandpurpleearl:

thephantomhivebutler:

thegreenandpurpleearl:

“well well, sebastian. it has been a long time. do you have business with me?” [why hello there.]

Sebastian gave a light bow of acknowledgment, their eyes meeting.

“Good day, Earl Trancy. Indeed, it has been some time since we’ve last made contact.” He made no effort to smile, as it was not required of him and he was not particularly fond of the blonde brat to begin with. The only obnoxious child he was paid (technically) to keep after was his own Master, and that was a hard enough task on its own, as effortless as he made it look. Sebastian tilted his head slightly, raising a thin brow. It seemed that the other “Hell of a butler” was absent, at least for the time being.

“Forgive me for prying, Earl, but it seems that your butler is nowhere to be found. Pray tell why that is?” If Claude was gone, then the raven wasn’t going to complain. If anything, he deemed some scotch was in order. But he knew in the back of his mind that Claude Faustus (unfortunately) wouldn’t be out of sight forever. Only a fool would leave Alois Trancy to his own devices.

alois was all “smiles” untill sebastian mentioned claude. this for alois was a quite touchy subject.  he shifted his weight and crossed his arms. “he went out for a errands that i didn’t feel like going on.” alois looked down at the ground. truthfully alois didn’t know where his black clad butler had gone off to. he woke up and he was gone. no note, nothing.

“why do you care? it’s not like you’ve developed a soft spot now have you?”

Even before Alois’ expression underwent its transformation, the butler knew something was wrong. Though he imagined Claude to be just as repulsed by the blonde’s affections as he would have been, his absence was particularly unusual, and judging by the severity of Alois’ frown, Sebastian knew something wasn’t right.

At the boy’s explanation, as he had nothing better to do at that particular moment, he decided to pry a bit further, being the Demon that he was. He took a step closer, tilting his head further. “That I can understand,” he mused “my own Master prefers to keep his business separate from mere servants under most circumstances.” He finally got close enough to Alois where he could practically smell the anxiety on the boy’s skin, see the vessels in his eyes, swollen from earlier sobbing.

“Something tells me you don’t believe he’s coming back,” he stated, choosing not to give a personal opinion on his feelings towards the other butler. He certainly didn’t have a soft spot for Claude, at least not anymore, though if he’d been asked about it while he was still the other’s personal servant as he was now for Ciel Phantomhive, Mephistopheles would have given an honest “yes”. Sebastian didn’t like to recall those memories of days gone by, however, and though it did intrigue him as to why Claude has suddenly left, it was not because he missed him.

He knelt down gently, getting at eye level with the boy. “Tell me, when was the last time you saw him, and what exactly happened?”

Via The Athazagoraphobic diary of a loveless boy

thephantomhivebutler started following you

thegreenandpurpleearl:

“well well, sebastian. it has been a long time. do you have business with me?” [why hello there.]

Sebastian gave a light bow of acknowledgment, their eyes meeting.

“Good day, Earl Trancy. Indeed, it has been some time since we’ve last made contact.” He made no effort to smile, as it was not required of him and he was not particularly fond of the blonde brat to begin with. The only obnoxious child he was paid (technically) to keep after was his own Master, and that was a hard enough task on its own, as effortless as he made it look. Sebastian tilted his head slightly, raising a thin brow. It seemed that the other “Hell of a butler” was absent, at least for the time being.

“Forgive me for prying, Earl, but it seems that your butler is nowhere to be found. Pray tell why that is?” If Claude was gone, then the raven wasn’t going to complain. If anything, he deemed some scotch was in order. But he knew in the back of his mind that Claude Faustus (unfortunately) wouldn’t be out of sight forever. Only a fool would leave Alois Trancy to his own devices.

Via The Athazagoraphobic diary of a loveless boy


Anonymous asked: What's the name of the song on your blog?

If you mean the first one, it’s “Agnus Dei” and the version you’re hearing is performed by the Psalters. I couldn’t find the version from Kuroshitsuji episode 17 because that track is actually something you usually mix into other tracks, making it very difficult to find.




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